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Curly Cradock is fondly remembered as the Einstein (Frank rather than Albert) of the City of London and as a provocateur, who caused a serious diplomatic incident when trying to save the life of a bear/ With only an honorary PHD in sarcasm and a Guinness World Record, Curly helped Mother Teresa escape from prison and he exposed the largest ever financial mis-selling scandal. He was banned from the Kremlin for beating Boris Yeltsin at the yard of vodka and also beat Her Majesty the Queen Mother at drunk twister.